I would rather wander around a store for 9 hours than ask an employee where something is and this I do not understand
Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)
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OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.
I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES.
What if we all looked the way we wanted? Our ideal weight became reality, our worries about money washed away. Your love life is exactly the way you pictured it. Do you think we’d all be happier? Or would we just find new things to hate?
s/o to the girls who grew up with moms who took their own physical insecurities out on their daughters and made them feel ugly know that shit’s rough but ur a blossom sugarplum who deserves to be treated well
"Condoms don’t work."
"Your first time is supposed to hurt."
"It’s not really sex if there’s no penetration."
"Girls don’t masturbate."
how can lawyers argue without crying
if i went into a courtroom i’d be all
now you fucking listen here you little cumslut
Imagine if trees gave off wifi signals. We would be planting so many trees and we’d probably save the planet too.
Too bad they only produce the oxygen we breathe
Reblog if you do too. Just to prove that it is more normal than what people actually think.
Cards Against Humanity is where you learn which of your friends are basic and which ones are sociopaths there is no in between
you can tag me in it or you can translate it into morse code, translate that into musical notes, put that music on a cd, put that cd in a car, and ship me that car
do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out
i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life
Guys lips are the same color as the tip of their penis have fun with that fact at bad times
eyebrow hair is usually the colour of one’s pubes HAVE FUN
I hate you all so much
I need feminism because most men’s restrooms still aren’t equipped with baby changing stations. As someone who was married to a man who had sole custody of his young son, I’m hyperaware that feminism means EQUALITY, not female superiority. Feminism should and does support a man’s right to be as much of a parent to his child(ren) as any mother is allowed/expected to be.
This is a constant problem for Mr. Tea and myself. We’ve got twins, so even though I can change one kid on the change table in the ladies’ room, he’s left standing sort of awkwardly in the lobby with a messy child while I change one, come back, and get the other.
Nobody’s suggesting that men aren’t parents, so the lack of change tables goes well beyond ‘gender role reinforcing’ and straight into ‘ridiculous’.
My dad actually almost got kicked out of a mall once for changing my brother in the womens room of a mall. The only reason they didn’t call the cops on him was because the ladies in the room supported him.
David Tennant with his wife
David Tennant without his wife
I’ve been laughing at this for three years
I wish none of you were sad