They'll fall asleep without you
If you can’t tell, I have high hopes for tonight

If you can’t tell, I have high hopes for tonight

1 day ago with 1 note
#mine #kristin your url has dashes #all time low #i get to see them tonight



fucking-tom-hiddleston:

k-lionheart:

continualsanitynotlikely:

If this gets 1 million notes I’ll make a dress out of theseimage

And wear it to the nearest major city 

SIGNAL BOOST AND IF IT GETS TO FOUR MILLION YOU’VE GOT TO MAKE A TIARA THAT MATCHES.

YOU’RE GONNA REGRET PUTTING THIS ON TUMBLR

1 day ago with 443,956 notes — via startrekintothetardis, © idonthaveaboner



this may or may not be my last selfie of the day

this may or may not be my last selfie of the day

1 day ago with 1 note
#this is me



pleatedjeans:

17 People Who Are Holding Us Back as a Society

1 day ago with 50,174 notes — via jag-ten, © pleatedjeans



gallifrey-feels:

fat-sweatpants-and-chocolate:

adventuresonpaper:

booktown:

adventuresonpaper:

booktown:

HOW DO PEOPLE READ WITH THE SLEEVE ON THE HARD COVER BOOK?! i JUST CAN’T

IDK I JUST FEEL WEIRD WHEN ITS NOT ON

I JUST FEEL SO MUCH MORE RELAXED WHEN THE BOOK’S NOT WEARING CLOTHES TO IMPRESS ME. JUST THE HARD BOOK IN MY HANDS

THIS JUST GOT SEXUAL REALLY QUICKLY 

image

can you be bibliosexual? Because I am.

1 day ago with 45,357 notes — via jag-ten, © booktown



verucadarling:

unicornhairs:

her suit tho omg 

abso-fuking-lutely the suit (also everything else).

1 day ago with 68,680 notes — via startrekintothetardis, © stinker



slightly wet hair is awesome hair

slightly wet hair is awesome hair

1 day ago
#this is me #it's been re-dyed #you can only really tell in the roots #im going to see all time low tonight and i have to look my greatest



graceinitiatessarcasm:

ellyosa:

thedistantgirl:

plagueutopia:

in-twilight-realms:

image

It’s back

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

this will always be my favorite

I have reblogged this before and I’ll reblog it again

1 day ago with 451,965 notes — via demosdragon, © unfocusedmind



genderbells:

i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went

"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"

1 day ago with 310,016 notes — via demosdragon, © degenderate



worths:

ok thanks

worths:

ok thanks

1 day ago with 122,867 notes — via demosdragon, © worths



west-west-yall:

i only want to get rich so that i can buy my parents things they never had

1 day ago with 3,247 notes — via demosdragon, © west-west-yall



50shadesofneigh:

thesassycat:

uglyaustralian:

thesassycat:

Everytime
Every single god damn time I reach for the mouse I accidently grab my tiny violin case

why have you got a tiny violin case

for my tiny violin


how did you take that picture

50shadesofneigh:

thesassycat:

uglyaustralian:

thesassycat:

Everytime

Every single god damn time I reach for the mouse I accidently grab my tiny violin case

why have you got a tiny violin case

for my tiny violin

how did you take that picture

1 day ago with 74,225 notes — via the-dalek-in-221b, © thesassycat



silverandcrimson:

skeletonhaver:

nine out of ten dentists recommend Colgate. the last one won’t stop recommending “the flesh of the innocent” and “thousands and thousands of skulls, staring, judging” and quite frankly we aren’t sure if he’s a real dentist or not

1 day ago with 122,875 notes — via jag-ten, © sexhaver



1 day ago with 467,526 notes — via breachtheclouds, ©



huntingjaeger:

nudityandnerdery:

2percentmelk:

(Source: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/21xynj/this_is_daniel_handler_aka_lemony_snicket_trapped/)

That is fantastic life advice.

Lemony Snicket doesn’t give a damn fuck

1 day ago with 51,291 notes — via thefiniteloop, © twopercentmelk