if you ever think a date to a bookstore would be boring there’s this game you can play where you go to the romance novel section and the both of you pick out a book and flip to a random page. and you skim the pages and read the dirtiest part outloud. whoever has the nastiest scene gets a point and you just keep going until you feel like stopping it’s really quite entertaining
oH MY GOD
Well that’s happening
WHEN YOU RECOGNIZE A VOICE ACTOR IN A THING
WHEN YOU DONT RECOGNIZE A VOICE ACTOR UNTIL THE CREDITS
WHEN YOU RECOGNIZE THE VOICE BUT DON’T KNOW THE NAME OF THE VOICE ACTOR
is this still a thing we’re doing?
Relic of first recorded possessed nun.
that’s how I wanna go
Okay but if you read the article he wasn’t stabbed
he literally walked into the blade thinking it was a toy and not that it was a replica actual sword
HE LITERALLY WALKED INTO MY SWORD OFFICER
is michael cera even a real person?
A few outrageous cosplays
a group of ace/bi/pan bank robbers that have stolen billions thanks to their powers of invisibility
So wait, if I’m ace, pan, AND nonbinary… am I triple invisible? Does it stack? Does one cancel another out? IMPORTANT QUESTIONS.
nope!!! it means ur the head honcho and u get to spend 3 hours every day swimming in stolen cash
this cat looks stoked as hell
thats just butter in a hotdog bun
things to call your best friend:
- fucking nerd
- piece of shit
- fuckin egg
- mayonnaise egg
- bitch salad
- meme loving fuck
She’s beauty and she’s grace, she’s Miss United States